The things I do for you people...
Because you asked (wait....maybe it was only BuddhaGirl who asked...whatever!), here I am attempting to model my favorite new T-shirt. After several failed attempts at full-torso shots involving my camera's timer and my inability not to look like a freak in photos, I gave up and decided to try using my bathroom mirror.
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Apparently, I thought a backwards message would be fun for you. A blurry one, at that.So then I tried using the mirror to help me frame my shot.
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You know, if I'd been trying to get those special effects, I'd never have succeeded. This is just an illustration of my inability to hold still for a few seconds.
So I tried using both hands, at a different angle.
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Blurry AND lumpy! Check it out!.jpg)
This is as good as it gets, people. How I suffer for you...
posted by terry @ 9:09 PM
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At 18 January, 2007 01:57,
The Savage said...
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At 18 January, 2007 03:56,
Balloon Pirate said...
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At 18 January, 2007 13:11,
Heidi the Hick said...
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At 18 January, 2007 15:42,
terry said...
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At 18 January, 2007 18:10,
JMai said...
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At 18 January, 2007 19:38,
Queen of Cheese said...
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At 18 January, 2007 21:59,
terry said...
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At 18 January, 2007 22:28,
Jon said...
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At 19 January, 2007 04:25,
Blondie said...
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At 19 January, 2007 13:40,
cadbury_vw said...
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At 19 January, 2007 15:31,
SignGurl said...
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At 19 January, 2007 15:44,
Shannon Morgan said...
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At 19 January, 2007 20:54,
terry said...
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At 20 January, 2007 05:23,
Mouthy Girl said...
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At 21 January, 2007 08:17,
the shrewness said...
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At 21 January, 2007 13:51,
sassinak said...
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At 22 January, 2007 22:25,
cadbury_vw said...
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At 25 January, 2007 10:50,
Laura said...
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You are awesome anyways!
heh.
still not gonna put my junk in a box. looks far too much like a coffin.
however, a gift bag might be acceptable.
yeharr
I can't believe you found a T shirt like that!
Hilarious! That's Jethro's favourite song right now.
aww, savage, that's sweet.
pirate, a gift bag! i love it! doesn't work with the song, tho...
heidi....www.bustedtees.com.
i also bought a "stewart/colbert 2008" shirt there...
Very sexy, dahling. I actually found myself humming that tune in the car today.... soooo not good.
I hear its dick in the box day on Saturday: East Bay Style
dooty dooty doo doo ... doo ... doo dooty doo
((That's not d in the b, but the song to annoy the annoyers))
jmai, that's the thing with that song... it gets stuck in your head and won't. go. away....
cheese, i'm so thrilled it's d in the b, eb style! i'm so looking forward to it. yaaay, i get to hang with the cheese!
You are awesome, even if you can't take a decent picture.
Bwah hahahahaahahahaha! LOVE IT!
as one of the guys reading your blog, i figure it's my duty to someplace around now, thank you for the gratuitous boob shots contained within this post
[heh]
I met a guy at a party who had made the box. He wrapped the top with a bow, somehow belted it around himself so it was sticking off of his body and put a tag on it that said, "God's gift to women. Please open." He had placed a huge dildo and a wig (for pubic hair) in it. It seriously looked real.
Holy crap, love that shirt!
Almost as much as your AWESOME photo montage!
jon, i can't take decent pictures OF MYSELF, that's true.
nice laugh, blondie!
jeannette, how could you have doubted me? if it's a dorky thing to do, i'll do it!
i'm even going to wear it to hula next week. i can't wait to see if anyone gets it.
lil sis, i don't think you need to explain it to your kids. let them think it has something to do with cleaning up their toys...
but cad, aren't these the lamest boob shots ever? no cleavage. no shapeliness. just blurry blobbage.
signgurl, THAT's hilarious...! too bad halloween's so far off...
nomadshan, it IS awesome, isn't it??
HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!!
I LOVE YOU, TERRY!!!!!
THIS IS ONE OF YOUR BEST POSTS!!!
THANK YOU!!!!
*snickering*
you are my hero!
i too admire the shirt AND the woman with the balls to wear it...
dearest terry,
i am enthralled by pretty much any boob shot(s), so lame or not i'm happy
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word verification:
oocribkz
(sounds dirty)
HILARIOUS!
maybe i can help you learn to take pictures?
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