Dork-o-Rama: The Random Thoughts of a Total Goofball

Embracing the Dork Side....Because Life is Too Short to Take Yourself Too Seriously

Monday, February 26, 2007

Par-tay...

  • Our Oscar evening extravaganza began as it did last year, at the MAC store, where we let the professionals make us all glamorous and stuff. This party is purported to be the largest formal Oscar event outside of L.A., so one has to look good.
  • Despite the fine work of the MAC girls, I could not, for the life of me, get a decent picture of the two of us. We look freakish in nearly all of them.
This is the best of the worst, and that ain't sayin' much...
We decided the overexposed look suited us better. I'm not sure what I thought was so hilarious here, though...but look how blue Miss Cheese's eyes are! I still look a little scary here...

At this event, there are many half-naked people painted as Oscar statues. It's a lovely sight, though we always wonder how they stay warm.


Miss Cheese was kind enough to share her lipstick with a fellow party-goer.

When a gay guy goes on and on about your "nice chi-chis," and says he wants to put his face in them, it would be wrong not to oblige.



I'm off to take some aspirin and watch the Oscars now. See, you only see bits and pieces of the actual show at this thing. Especially when you're busy hunting for food and free cocktails.

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At 26 February, 2007 11:21, Blogger Palm Springs Savant said...

fun blog...I enjoyed reading thru! stop by and say hi sometime!
www.rickrockhill.blogspot.com

 
At 26 February, 2007 11:32, Blogger Balloon Pirate said...

Does one have to be gay to enjoy congress with your chi-chis?

And if she's the queen of cheese, would this now make your queen of chi-chis?

yeharr

 
At 26 February, 2007 11:35, Blogger terry said...

howdy, mr. palm springs. thanks!

pirate, no... one does not have to be gay, but it just so happened that a gay fella is the only one who's asked recently, so...

and i am definitely not the queen of chi-chis. it's all about the bra.

 
At 26 February, 2007 12:50, Blogger Jeannette said...

Loved the pics! And I'm still laughing at the last one!

 
At 26 February, 2007 13:15, Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

Hee hee! I watched the show in my track pants with my dog snoring at me feet. Full report on the show later tonight! I'll catch you up. I think you got all the good stuff though.

I wonder if the chi-chi thing will be a trend now???

 
At 26 February, 2007 13:36, Blogger terry said...

jeannette, it was a night of silly moments that made us laugh, to be sure.

heidi, i love your awards show recaps, so i look forward to that.

starting a chi-chi trend. i like that!

 
At 26 February, 2007 13:54, Blogger The Savage said...

You have this awesome Betty Page-esque thing going... Uber-Hot!...
I think I am begining to lust you...

 
At 26 February, 2007 14:30, Blogger Chelle said...

omg you guys look great!!!! I love your hair!! I've never had a gay guy want to bury his face in my "chi chis" before....lol Lucky you!! hehe

Glad you had a good time. Again..you looked great!

 
At 26 February, 2007 15:42, Blogger terry said...

oh, savage... thank you! i take that as a major compliment.

and i'm glad i didn't post any of the other hideous pics...

chelle, i'll bet there are plenty of fellas, gay and straight, who want to bury their faces in your chi chis! in this case, he was drunk enough to say so, and i was drunk enough to go with it.

 
At 26 February, 2007 17:17, Blogger SignGurl said...

You both look mahveloussss!!!! You are beautiful, Terry. We must see more of you...er....more pictures of you...er....pictures of you more often...You know what I mean!

 
At 26 February, 2007 17:21, Blogger terry said...

signgurl, thank you! you're so sweet. beautiful, no... but i can manage cute from time to time.

 
At 26 February, 2007 18:00, Blogger What the Chuck said...

Hi T,

Oh, to be on the town with you and Miss Cheese-- when one needed a bit of resuscitation, nothing like two pairs of chi-chis to bring one back to the present!

XOXO

Chuck

 
At 26 February, 2007 18:50, Blogger terry said...

chuck, that's funny. and i think we'd have check with miss cheese before assuming she'd volunteer her chi chis for this purpose...

 
At 27 February, 2007 07:34, Blogger Queen of Cheese said...

Thanks for taking me to the party Terry! as always the company is the best part. :o).

xo d

 
At 27 February, 2007 09:38, Blogger Blondie said...

Hahahahaha! Somehow I just thought you were going to a small gathering with girlfriends at someone's house with nachos and makeup. This is waaaaaaay cooler. Love it.

 
At 27 February, 2007 17:15, Blogger Jon said...

Well I think you're beautiful Terry... and the chi chi's are looking fabulous as well.

 
At 27 February, 2007 20:39, Blogger terry said...

cheese, thanks for coming with me! you are always a fabulous date.

blondie, it was cool. much silliness.

thank you, jon...

 

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