Dork-o-Rama: The Random Thoughts of a Total Goofball

Embracing the Dork Side....Because Life is Too Short to Take Yourself Too Seriously

Saturday, June 10, 2006

A day of decadence...

I love this time of year.

The lovely Miss Sassyhair treated me to a fabulous, yummy, mimosa-y brunch today, and then a spectacularly relaxing pedicure here, which included the best foot massage I've ever had. No joke. And then we got to enjoy some trashy mags while drying, and noticed that each one seemed to have the same stories about Britney and Kevin, Jessica and Nick, Lindsay and Paris, and Nicole Richie, week after week.

Still. I love trashy mags. I love spa experiences even more. If I ever came into any money, I'd totally be a spa whore.

So you can imagine how alarming it was, after being enveloped in a cloud of lavender and cucumber and yummy-smelling lotions to set foot back on Muni to come home and be hit with the aroma of urine and sour milk.

Oh, and since we were in the Haight, there had to be an unusual sight. It's practically a requirement. Today, it was a bunch of mostly male bicyclists... nude. We saw more penises than we were prepared for. And they weren't particularly pretty ones. I'm guessing the chill in the air didn't help.

And as Miss Sassyhair said, "I'm glad we saw that AFTER we ate."

(Oh, and is it odd that Anthony Bourdain turned up in one of my dreams last night? )

At 10 June, 2006 18:28, Blogger nomadshan said...

Cycling in the buff? So much potential for damage. And hello, bike seat funk?

Just not a good idea.

And also, ew.

At 10 June, 2006 18:38, Blogger terry said...

nomadshan, i could not agree more. with everything you said.


At 10 June, 2006 22:12, Blogger buddha_girl said...

Urine and sour milk? Ack.

I'm with you and shan...why in the HELL would anyone bike in the nude? Have you ever SEEN one of those bike seats? Can you say forceable sodomy? (I said it for you.)

BTW I'm jealous of your spa experience and think your dream with delicious Anthony is GREAT!

At 11 June, 2006 00:12, Blogger Jon said...

hanging units on bicycles? WRONG, JUST WRONG.

By the way... I give great foot massages :D

At 11 June, 2006 03:45, Blogger DZER said...

sounds like a fabulous day ... up until the urine smells

*fed-exes you some Febreze and Oust*

At 11 June, 2006 10:02, Blogger terry said...

buddha girl, THAT's funny. snortalicious!
and yeah, the dream was nice. anthony and i were having a moment.

jon, it was a pretty troubling sight, i gotta say.
sidecars AND foot massage? you're on!

dzer, the only solution was just to get the hell off the bus. yeeek.

At 11 June, 2006 11:22, Blogger Queen of Cheese said...

Hey! The wiener people were also riding around Market Street.

They really get around.

At 11 June, 2006 12:32, Blogger terry said...

cheese, really?? they rode all over town like that??


and again... eeeuw.


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