My next husband...
This only makes me love him more.
Yes, I know he's married.
And that he hasn't even met me yet.
But still... I think he's the one.
Come on... speaking in typos? Colberto Reporto Gigante? His 80's music video? Formidable Opponent? Is there anyone funnier?
It makes me so proud that the zoo here has named a baby eagle after him.
And on another subject, that goddamned mouse (or an accomplice) made an appearance in my kitchen last night. As one of my friends likes to say... VOMITOUS!
Apparently, this mouse likes to show up just before I go to bed on Sundays just to freak me out and keep me from sleeping.
Time to move the traps... and then bleach every surface of my kitchen!
BLEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
I swear, everytime I even think about that mouse, I get all itchy... !!
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At 01 May, 2006 12:33,
Jon said...
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At 01 May, 2006 13:45,
terry said...
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Shannon Morgan said...
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At 01 May, 2006 14:09,
terry said...
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Mouthy Girl said...
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At 01 May, 2006 20:21,
terry said...
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Jon said...
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terry said...
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At 02 May, 2006 10:23,
terry said...
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At 02 May, 2006 10:35,
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terry said...
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At 03 May, 2006 02:53,
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At 05 May, 2006 20:23,
cadbury_vw said...
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Colbert rocks!!
994 days woohoo!
It's time to get midevil with the mouse. Get a standard mouse trap and bait it with peanut butter. Works everytime
the traps i have are baited with peanut butter. i think this guy doesn't like my brand of PB...
I love that Colbert's angle is lampooning clueless right-wingers by playing one of them. Because some of them are bound to think he's a member of the club. In fact, that's probably how he got invited to speak in the first place. Heh.
If your kitchen was a Hollywood movie, the mouse would be a former tenant - your soulmate, of course - reincarnated as a household pest. Hijinks ensue!
nomadshan... i KNOW! it's too good. too funny.
plus, i think he's damned cute.
and i'm laughing out loud at your movie/mouse scenario.
guess i'm jinxing my romantic future by KILLING THIS MOUSE.
i'm all ITCHY AGAIN.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
You need my co-worker, W, to pay your place a visit. We get all sorts of field mice in my area of the school because we're sort of in the 'basement.'
She's 'murdered' more than a handful of those suckers this year! (The STUDENTS called it murder! Can you believe those ungrateful buggers?)
colbet is a genius!! I'm soooooo hoping he interviews the representative from Guam for "You Better Know a District."
and the mouse is more afraid of you than you are of it ...
... OK, not really ;)
buddhagirl, send in the cavalry!
murder. i'd like to see how the students would handle a mouse scampering across their belongings.
pardon me a moment, i have to go scratch every inch of my body now.
hey, dz, stephen talked to the rep from the virgin islands, so i'm sure he'll do guam...!
haha, re: the mouse. HA FUCKING HA.
Got an itch you need me to scratch?
always, jon... always...
terry go buy one of those sound generators... no dead mice and no live mice either...
sass, i think i'm gonna have to.
i will not tolerate vermin!
mouse trap
one of the new designs like:
the picture
the page
work really well
according to my buddy who does it for a living the best bait for small rodents in that trap is Cheesies
yes, really
it worked in our garage and around the outside of our house
cad, do my eyes deceive me... or is that... a small guillotine??
i'm laughing now because i was just thinking... i'm just about ready to set up a small guillotine in my kitchen!!
and cheesies... am i stupid? what are cheesies? anything like our cheez-its? or cheez-nips? cheetos? have i missed a cheese-related snack product?
Terry, my cat brought a live one in to the lounge the other day. Why do cat's think it's a good idea to take a snack home to mummy. LOL.
ok - google tells me "cheesies" is a Canadianism...
"Cheesies, as opposed to cheese…doodles, I think."
from: Canadian Oxford Dictionary affirms national identity
A picture of some cheesies
another pictures of cheesies...
cadbury, i love that your comments are always so thorough and include reference material....!
i'm baiting the traps i have with everything now, just to see what the hell works...
and suze, what IS that about??
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