Post-holiday haiku..

ornaments boxed up
lights down, christmas tree outside
january's here

It's so sad, my apartment. It looks naked without all the holiday stuff around. But I refuse to be one of those people who still has a dead tree up and holiday decor around weeks after Christmas...

And what kind of moron cleans house two days before de-Christmasing?
Uh.... THIS moron. I must have forgotten about the impending attack of the falling Christmas tree needles.
All this slothfulness has apparently turned my brain to mush. Because, you know, usually I'm just so brilliant. *sarcastic cough*